He is THE DOG

That's right, he is The Dog, and he isn't malformed like those retarded korean The Dog™ toys. This is my puppy, Jacques, isn't he adorable. Although his name is French, he is not affiliated with those cheese eating surrender monkeys. <-- when I say that, I'm refering to the European French; not French Canadians. I know every owner says that their pet is the cutest one in the world, but just look at his smile and tell me he isn't the sweetest thing you've ever seen :P