Why I Oughta!

Who is this we? And what are they doing with my lumber? These may be the questions that are racing through your mind. The answer is the Home Depot, whose motto is "You can do it, We can help!". Well that's all fine and dandy, but why would I need assistance from Home Depot to have my lumber stolen? I believe that the Home Depot is misusing its power (as a well known and trusted name in home renovation) for evil. Death to the infedels :p